Many women I have loved, And all of them are you. Some I've known for many years, Others just a few. One I love especially-- A girl at BYU. We stay up late and talk a lot, And watch old movies too. I also love the teenager I met at I.F. High. We ride the bus and call at night And cannot say goodbye. One I love is loved by all Because she's fun and kind. I'm glad that she is so well loved, But gladder still she's mine. I love the girl who talks on the phone When I call at the end of the day. I count all my sets and save all my change So I'm sure I have money to pay. I love a girl who hates to lose But plays me anyway. And when she wins, she cheers and grins And laughs my pride away. Another that I love, despite An absence all too long, Is one who writes and talks to me By tape while I am gone. There's also one who visits me When I'm at school alone. Then it feels like home to me, And not just lonely stone. I love a mother I have known, Although we seldom date. The time we share at play is good, But sharing kids is great. The one I met most recently Is weak and has no hair. I drive her 'round and flush her tubes And have no time to spare. But her I love the most of all, Although she is quite new, Because she has the best of them, And all of them are you.
(Alan to Andrea, Valentine's Day 2001)